Some important stuff, and some REALLY important stuff…

Aren’t you just sick and tired of all the political ads on TV? Incessant bleating from one candidate after another about how “I’m fighting for you” and “let’s take America back” and “go ahead and vote for the other guy if you like things the way they are.”

Then at the next commercial break it begins all over again with different ads from different candidates, until you are absolutely convinced beyond all doubt that the entire pack of candidates you are being asked to vote for, never mind which party they belong to, are the scum of the earth! The ads all begin to sound the same, because they are all meant to sound the same! “This candidate was arrested for assaulting his wife.” “This candidate took millions from corporate donors and special interests…he can’t be trusted!” “This candidate doesn’t want to help you, she only wants to help herself to more crooked millions!”

And while you’re forced to listen to all this nonsense, you also can’t help hearing about the caravan of illegal immigrants coming toward our southern border from some terrorist country in South America.

Caravan of commies heading north!

Are the Democrats behind the caravan and its hoped-for chaos? Who knows? Who even cares? Will they be stopped? Of course they will be stopped!

There is a mob of radical terrorist Muslims even bigger than this mob trying repeatedly to crash their way from Gaza into Israel. Will Israel allow itself to be invaded by a mob of terrorists intent only on death and destruction? Of course not. And neither will the USA allow itself to be invaded.

We just had a big bomb scare with pipe bombs (real? fake?) going out in all directions (by US mail, no less) to liberal Democrats. That probably means one of two things: (1) Both political parties have as members some really stupid crazy people, or (2) the Democrats mailed out the bombs to make it look like the opposing party (the one in office) is even crazier than they are. We would submit to you that both of these possibilities could be true.

So…if you are becoming crazy from listening to all the other crazy people who are trying to convince you they are NOT crazy, we have a suggestion. Stop listening to the crazy people. Just stop. Turn off the TV for a while. (A long while.)

 

Here’s some stuff you can focus on instead. Some REALLY important stuff.

This is called Marketplace Reality…

Getting real in the marketplace...

Here we’re Getting Real About Aging…

Getting real about aging...

 

This is called Getting Real About Gas Prices…

Getting real about gas prices...

 

Now we’re Getting Real About Life…

Getting real about life...

 

Getting Really Real About Life…

More getting real about life...

 

Getting Real in the Job Market…

Getting real about the job market...

 

Getting Absolutely and Brutally Real…

Getting real, period...

 

 

As always, posted for your edification and enlightenment by

NORM ‘n’ AL, Minneapolis
normal@usa1usa.com
612.239.0970

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