Who are President Donald Trump’s two best friends in politics?
Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama.
Yeah, I know what you’re thinking. You see their smirks and those six bloody elbows between the three of them, and you figure this is no relationship.
But it is a relationship that works for the president because they keep bringing up his favorite subject. And it works fine for Barack and Hillary because it fills their egos with a mighty wind.
It just doesn’t work for the Democratic Party or for the USA.
It is a relationship that benefits Trump, because every time Obama or Clinton open their mouths, America is reminded of what was rejected in 2016 — Clinton’s presidential hopes and Obama’s dreams that she’d keep his “legacy” intact…whatever that legacy might be. (NORM ‘n’ AL Note: Most Americans, if they are still able to be objective and honest after eight years of being lied to by both Obama and Clinton, know there is no legacy whatsoever.)
Trump doesn’t much want to talk about Washington Republicans peeling the skin off his populism. They’ve been peeling Trump the way a crafty TV hillbilly might peel an apple, sitting on a porch swing, telling stories in a bad sitcom with a pig named Arnold and canned laughter.
But if there’s one thing Trump loves talking about, it’s the 2016 election, and how the media was (and is) against him, and how those snotty liberals swinging their basket of deplorables lost the working class and blue-collar Midwestern states.
So what do Hillary and Barack do? They keep serving up 2016 on the tips of their silvery tongues.
They feed their egos and get face time, and Barack spins some fantasy about actually caring about Chicago.
And Hillary, having announced that she’s finally come out of the woods to visit us, spins us her favorite Russian fairy tale.
Entertaining, yes, but it hurts the Democratic Party. By refusing to go away, they prevent the party from evolving. And without developing some cogent theme besides Boiling the Rich, and Hating Trump, without grooming and nurturing new vibrant personalities, the Democratic Party is in serious trouble.
Jealousy isn’t a strategy. Envy and identity politics and obstructionism aren’t either. Even the amusing symptoms of Trump Derangement Syndrome get old. Months of hysteria and primal screams and jabbering can dull the senses of sensible people. Soon, it will jump the shark, as late-night TV jester Stephen Colbert jumped it the other day, jumping hard up and down on his corporate advertisers.
Yet as long as Barack and Hillary haunt us, the Democrats can’t grow. Yes, they’re beloved by their partisans. And each time they appear, you’ll find adoring pundits wagging their tails like Labrador puppies, wetting the carpets with joy.
But it doesn’t help the Democratic Party. It helps only Hillary and Barack.
Smart Democrats understand this. They see Obama casting himself as some kind of Jedi master of young community organizers — as he cashes in and they groan.
They see Clinton as some Blanche DuBois in a pants suit, spinning her airy fantasies and believing them even as she dredges up all those painful subjects, from FBI Director James Comey to her thousands of classified emails on unsecured servers.
Smart professional Democrats see all this and wonder: “For the love of God, will they please just go away?” But they won’t. They’re too needy, like a pair of Nosferatu drawing sustenance from Democratic young.
Obama visited Chicago and promoted plans for his Great Temple to Himself, also known as his presidential library, near a stunning new golf course proposed for Jackson Park.
The original temple design reportedly wasn’t flashy enough for Obama, so a grander one was sketched, and he may even visit, with his golf clubs. Here’s how the Obama Temple should be built: with a series of reflecting pools, and along the edges, statues of Obama at different stages of his life, so that he might stare into his reflection for all of eternity. NORM ‘n’AL Note: Eternity is soon going to become the biggest problem of Obama’s miserable life, as he finally sees only in his rear-view mirror what he might have made of it, but didn’t. The same will certainly become true for Hillary as well.
But outside the Obama Temple, Chicago remains a violent bloodbath, innocents and thugs dropping every day in the city’s street gang wars. He did nothing about it as president for eight years. There was talk, yes, but nothing real, no jobs, nothing.
There should be a sign out front: “Obama helped Iran more than he ever helped Chicago.”
Every day and every night, the West and South sides bleed and roll over on the sidewalks, another deadly spring turning into another deadly summer.
And Hillary? When she announced, in that chirping voice, that she’d come out of the woods, I tried not to think of a tiny hut on chicken feet, magically moving from glen to glen. And the other day she told another Russian fairy tale of her own. She blamed the Russians hacking into the DNC emails for her loss. And Comey for disclosing another investigation into her own classified emails just before the election. And she insisted that she would have been president if the election had been held Oct. 27.
It was pathetic.
If “the election had been on October 27, I would have been your president,” she said. “And it wasn’t.”
And if there were no iceberg, we’d never remember the Titanic.
David Axelrod, a crafty pro, the Merlin who turned Obama into a president with one speech, wished she’d just stop talking.
“It takes a lot of work to lose to Donald Trump,” Axelrod told CNN, adding that no one in America wants to relive the election, “except the combatants who keep going back to it.”
But she loves it back there, doesn’t she? And so does President Trump.
[From an article by John Kass, award-winning columnist of the Chicago Tribune, which appeared on NEWSMAX.COM]
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NORM ‘n’ AL, Minneapolis