Needless to say, and perhaps this is why our FFFA is being requested, there have been lots of not very good news reports lately. Not very good, as in Very Not Good. Totally not good. ISIS wants to take the world by force, starting with the nearest non-Muslim population. Hamas wants to obliterate Israel, starting with anyone who has the misfortune to be in the way of an incoming rocket from Gaza. The US has seen several nights of rioting in Missouri over the shooting death by police of an unarmed teenager. Our feckless president, Mr. O, is off on another luxury vacation to try to improve his golf game because staying in the White House and watching his poll ratings go down the drain proved to be too depressing.
DO NOT DESPAIR, good friends. We are here to help.
Help No. 1
Visit this website as soon as possible: MAKE-EVERYTHING-OK.COM
If you have been wishing for a website that would make everything ok, we are happy to be able to tell you that your wishing has not been in vain. Now you can simply push a button and everything will be wonderful again.
Help No. 2
If for some unknown reason the above website didn’t quite do it for you, this one certainly will. This one is THE NICEST PLACE ON THE INTER.NET, where lots of nice people will give you hugs, smiles, and tell you that in spite of what the news is telling you, everything will indeed be all right. Nothing could be nicer!
Help No. 3
In the event you have been really traumatized by all the recent bad news, and are not able to see any POINT to it all, then this is the website for you. If you need to get your bearings again, if you’re at the POINT in life where you really need some direction, go to POINTERPOINTER.COM.
Help No. 4
Maybe part of your problem is that you’ve been watching too much TV. Life can seem a little dismal, can’t it, when you just sit and stare at that screen for hours on end? News, inane sitcoms, more news, stupid reality shows, more news… If too much TV is what’s ailing you, we suggest a website called BOOHBAH.TV… you’ll discover that TV won’t really make any more sense than it does now, but you won’t care.
As always, posted for your edification and enlightenment,
(and always with effective public service as our goal), by
NORM ‘n’ AL, Minneapolis